Tis not just beast o’ th’ deep an’ horrors beyond th’ likes o’ sailors dreams, but th’ sea itself ye have t’ respect. Loose that respect an’ ye might as well o’ loose yer life!
Artist: Tyler Jacobson
Tis a fine lookin’ blade in a most sinister kitchen wear sense! Nevertheless, someone draw steel against ye, no matter how pretty th’ blade, make sure ye ready t’ cut them down!
Once ye deiced yer gonna be burying yer swag, tis always a hard last look before th’ diggin’ happens!
battlin’ amongst th’ roil o’ th’ sea isn’t what any Capn’ truly wants, but sometimes it bein’ th’ only way!
Early mornin’ be some fine light fer yer portrait…though findin’ th’ time an’ swag t; procure it be completely different! YOHOHOH
A sight such as this might conjure frightful ideas o’ yer own vessel or sum such equally horrid fate, alas if ye be th’ one t’ find such a ship good chance t’ find some swag as well!
If ye don’t like th’ sea er water er being a little on th’ rough lookin’ side, perhaps a life in th’ Merchandise Liberation tisn’t yer callin’!!!
I can neary be sayin’ this enough! A lady pirate tis a formidable opponent as any man! Th’ moment ye doubt ‘t be th’ moment ye loose yer life!
Remember mates, no matter how pretty a sky er calm th’ waters he must always be aware o’ th’ sea’s power