A Pirate's Life For Me!

Tis not just beast o’ th’ deep an’ horrors...

Mon, 13 May 2013 09:38:12 -0400

Tis not just beast o’ th’ deep an’ horrors beyond th’ likes o’ sailors dreams, but th’ sea itself ye have t’ respect. Loose that respect an’ ye might as well o’ loose yer life!

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Artist: Tyler Jacobson

Tis a fine lookin’ blade in a most sinister kitchen wear...

Mon, 13 May 2013 09:36:07 -0400

Tis a fine lookin’ blade in a most sinister kitchen wear sense! Nevertheless, someone draw steel against ye, no matter how pretty th’ blade, make sure ye ready t’ cut them down!

Once ye deiced yer gonna be burying yer swag, tis always a hard...

Mon, 13 May 2013 09:33:21 -0400

Once ye deiced yer gonna be burying yer swag, tis always a hard last look before th’ diggin’ happens!

battlin’ amongst th’ roil o’ th’ sea...

Mon, 13 May 2013 09:31:49 -0400

battlin’ amongst th’ roil o’ th’ sea isn’t what any Capn’ truly wants, but sometimes it bein’ th’ only way!

Early mornin’ be some fine light fer yer...

Mon, 13 May 2013 09:30:11 -0400

Early mornin’ be some fine light fer yer portrait…though findin’ th’ time an’ swag t; procure it be completely different! YOHOHOH

A sight such as this might conjure frightful ideas o’ yer...

Thu, 09 May 2013 17:28:33 -0400

A sight such as this might conjure frightful ideas o’ yer own vessel or sum such equally horrid fate, alas if ye be th’ one t’ find such a ship good chance t’ find some swag as well!

If ye don’t like th’ sea er water er being a little...

Thu, 09 May 2013 17:19:10 -0400

If ye don’t like th’ sea er water er being a little on th’ rough lookin’ side, perhaps a life in th’ Merchandise Liberation tisn’t yer callin’!!!

I can neary be sayin’ this enough! A lady pirate tis a...

Thu, 09 May 2013 17:16:49 -0400

I can neary be sayin’ this enough! A lady pirate tis a formidable opponent as any man! Th’ moment ye doubt ‘t be th’ moment ye loose yer life!

Remember mates, no matter how pretty a sky er calm th’...

Thu, 09 May 2013 13:14:36 -0400

Remember mates, no matter how pretty a sky er calm th’ waters he must always be aware o’ th’ sea’s power

denisesoyletras: Pirate Sunset A sunset an’ ships be...

Thu, 09 May 2013 13:13:26 -0400

denisesoyletras:

Pirate Sunset

A sunset an’ ships be one o’ th’ best reason t’ sail!

Aye, a lass wit’ a Flintlock be a fine thing! A lass...

Thu, 09 May 2013 13:12:26 -0400

Aye, a lass wit’ a Flintlock be a fine thing! A lass wit’ two is even better! Yohohoh

Th’ sea be an unkind and wrathful wench! Mind yer sails...

Thu, 09 May 2013 09:21:12 -0400

Th’ sea be an unkind and wrathful wench! Mind yer sails an’ th’ weather if ye hope to avoid such a awful fate!

Horrors lurk in places traversed by man an’ spirit alike!...

Thu, 09 May 2013 09:19:49 -0400

Horrors lurk in places traversed by man an’ spirit alike! Ye best be warned ’ such places fer fallin’ into em surely means yer demise!!

Ye might not fancy yerself gruesome an’ cold but when...

Thu, 09 May 2013 09:18:23 -0400

Ye might not fancy yerself gruesome an’ cold but when tryin’ t’ convey t’ th’ likes o’ navy boys an’ merchants, holdin’ a skull might help! YOHOHOH

A beautiful day an’ a peaceful lookin’ ship upon...

Thu, 09 May 2013 09:17:07 -0400

A beautiful day an’ a peaceful lookin’ ship upon calm waters! What more could a pirate ask for!

Such a beautiful spot some ports be! Then again they can also be...

Wed, 01 May 2013 08:43:40 -0400

Such a beautiful spot some ports be! Then again they can also be horrid places of stench an’ pain so ye take the good wit’ th’ bad! YOHOHOHO

Vile an’ cruel th’ creatures o’ th’ sea....

Wed, 01 May 2013 08:41:16 -0400

Vile an’ cruel th’ creatures o’ th’ sea. But sometimes when th’ ocean makes plans fer ya, ye can’t escape em!

Fine lookin’ pistols any naive will tell ye, however...

Wed, 01 May 2013 08:39:42 -0400

Fine lookin’ pistols any naive will tell ye, however wheellocks are frightful pain when in a pinch!

When things go sideways wit’ another ship ye were...

Wed, 01 May 2013 08:36:32 -0400

When things go sideways wit’ another ship ye were thinkin’ ye could trust, might have t’ prepare fer some combat in a very loud place! Cannons an’ a cave, i didn’t want me hearin’ anyway! YOHOHOHO

Make ready th’ cannons ye searats! An’ make sure yer...

Wed, 01 May 2013 08:34:54 -0400

Make ready th’ cannons ye searats! An’ make sure yer crew has just as much resolve as mine! YOHOHO