Early mornin’ be some fine light fer yer portrait…though findin’ th’ time an’ swag t; procure it be completely different! YOHOHOH
If ye don’t like th’ sea er water er being a little on th’ rough lookin’ side, perhaps a life in th’ Merchandise Liberation tisn’t yer callin’!!!
Ye might not fancy yerself gruesome an’ cold but when tryin’ t’ convey t’ th’ likes o’ navy boys an’ merchants, holdin’ a skull might help! YOHOHOH
Make ready th’ cannons ye searats! An’ make sure yer crew has just as much resolve as mine! YOHOHO
YE don’t always get t’ choose th’ most comfortable places t’ spend time about, but then again, th’ fancy places aren’t ever as profitable!
No one ever said that every pirate were some handsome buccaneer. Some o’ em are down right ugly! YOHOHOHO
Mind ye, sometimes local lasses be a very friendly bit of culture! YOHOHOH
Not always th’ size o’ th’ ship that counts! Remember ye do have t’ find places t’ careen these things! YOHOHOHO
Just cause ye run below deck doesn’t mean yer escapin’ fightin’ in th’ midst o’ a batte!
A Royal Navy Marine. They tend t’ be somewhat o’ a hassle when boardin’ ships or raidin’ forts. If ye happen upon one so zealous as t’ b’lieve in th’ kin’, make sure t’ show th’ opinion o’ yer steel.