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Early mornin’ be some fine light fer yer portrait…though findin’ th’ time an’ swag t; procure it be completely different! YOHOHOH
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If ye don’t like th’ sea er water er being a little on th’ rough lookin’ side, perhaps a life in th’ Merchandise Liberation tisn’t yer callin’!!!
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Ye might not fancy yerself gruesome an’ cold but when tryin’ t’ convey t’ th’ likes o’ navy boys an’ merchants, holdin’ a skull might help! YOHOHOH
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Make ready th’ cannons ye searats! An’ make sure yer crew has just as much resolve as mine! YOHOHO
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YE don’t always get t’ choose th’ most comfortable places t’ spend time about, but then again, th’ fancy places aren’t ever as profitable!
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No one ever said that every pirate were some handsome buccaneer. Some o’ em are down right ugly! YOHOHOHO
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Mind ye, sometimes local lasses be a very friendly bit of culture! YOHOHOH
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Not always th’ size o’ th’ ship that counts! Remember ye do have t’ find places t’ careen these things! YOHOHOHO
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Just cause ye run below deck doesn’t mean yer escapin’ fightin’ in th’ midst o’ a batte!
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A Royal Navy Marine. They tend t’ be somewhat o’ a hassle when boardin’ ships or raidin’ forts. If ye happen upon one so zealous as t’ b’lieve in th’ kin’, make sure t’ show th’ opinion o’ yer steel.
Aye, all yea landlubbers, scurvy dogs and scally wags now have a place to see some of the shiniest loot, nicest ships, fair wenches and some proper swag!
