Early mornin’ be some fine light fer yer portrait…though findin’ th’ time an’ swag t; procure it be completely different! YOHOHOH
Make ready th’ cannons ye searats! An’ make sure yer crew has just as much resolve as mine! YOHOHO
Respect any lass what be called a Pirate! An’ with any amount o’ respect ye give anyone on th’ sea remember t’ distrust em just as much!!
Fire on yer sword dasn’t really make yer cuts or hits all that more dangerous, what ‘t does do be scare th’ livin’ spirits from a foe when ye charge them!
The shamblin’ remains o’ past scallywags an’ jacks be somethin’ nay crew nor captain want t’ eresee. Beware isles, arrr wi’ bad luck about them!
Sometimes, ‘tis nice t’ take th’ load off, an’ enjoy th’ sea. Jus’ make sure th’ captain dasn’t be seein’ ye!
Haulin swivel guns up from the deck is always hard work, though t’ has benifits fer the ladies if ye be catching my drift YO HO HO
often time ye be thinkin a sea dog can be a looker, but many a lass is sad to see our real sight mateys!!